A Dog's New Years Resolutions

This delightful list is from the Camp Bow Wow e-newsletter that I receive every month from the head office.  Just had to share!

New Year Resolutions for Dogs

1. I will not eat other animals’ poop
2. I will not lick my human’s face after eating animal poop
3. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table
4. My head does not belong in the refrigerator
5. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener
6. I will take time from my busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds
7. I will NOT chase the cat around the house knocking everything over in my way
8. I will get a bite on that freak who gives me shots every year
9. I will grow opposable thumbs; break into pantry; and will decide for MYSELF how much food is “too” much
10. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff
11. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it leave my owner’s hand

What would YOUR dog(s) say are their New Year Resolutions?

Comments

[Scrappy]

Those are pretty cute.

Some of them may apply. BOL