Cat Patrol Union (CPU)

Patrolling for Squirrels - A CPU Specialty

Several union members are wondering why a Squirrel Patrol Union doesn't exist, considering many of us are on Squirrel Patrol just as much as Cat Patrol.  (some say even moreso)  So we're pleased to announce a section within the CPU that will help members develop and maintain their Patrolling for Squirrels skills.

There are several resources at your paw-tips to help you better understand this mysterious and elusive creature.  Here are just a few:

• How to Make Friends with a Squirrel by e-How
• Squirrel Facts from the Compassionate Action Institute
• Everything Squirrel from the National Geographic Society

  Sadly this is the time of year when your family may attempt to dress you in a squirrel costume.  Don't be embarassed.  Embrace it.  Think of it as an opportunity to tap into your "inner squirrel", giving you a psychological edge with your patrolling duties.

And for Christmas, be sure to ask for a Hide-A-Squirrel from the wonderful Kyjen company.  This is an excellent training tool to keep you sharp on your squirrel patrolling game.

The 10 Golden CPU Rules

With the Cat Patrol Union just getting started, it's a good idea to outline the 10 Golden Rules that all CPU members should abide by.  As head of the CPU, Local 555, Oscar is at times questioned about his motives for forming such an organization.  He wants to be very clear that by no means are dogs to inflict any ill will or harm to their fellow feline citizens.  The main goal of the CPU is to monitor/patrol for cats ensuring that they do not take over the dog world.

So without further a-mew, here are the 10 coveted Golden Rules

1. Never chase a cat up a tree
2. Never sit on a cat (unless they sit on you first)
3. Never dis the cat or their family members.  (i.e. Your mama has fish-breath)
4. Never make derogatory breed comments of any kind (Calicos, Tabby, Siamese etc....)
5. Never deny a cat food and/or water
6. Never lock a cat in a closet or other confined spaces
7. Never embezzle the cats' toys or treats
8. Never bring up the Cat War of 1817
9. Never make your own "contributions" to their litter box
10. Never get involved with their Cat Nip Drug Cartel

UNACCEPTABLE CPU BEHAVIOR

UNACCEPTABLE CPU BEHAVIOR

ACCEPTABLE CPU BEHAVIOUR (Sharing is encouraged)

For those members who are dating cats, who are we to judge.  Just be sure they don't take over the dog world; The Core mission of the Cat Patrol Union, Local 555.

 

EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it!

I just realized that the Vernon Morning Star article about the Cat Patrol Union published a few weeks ago, is online so just had to share on the CPU site.  Doesn't Oscar look like a proud Union Leader?  And me a devoted Secretary?  Thank you Katherine Mortimer for your ongoing support!

Barney is looking fine!

My buddies at Dogtown Artworks created this fantastic portrait of their beloved Barney sporting his CPU Union Badge and ID Tag.   Now this is a serious and committed member of The Cat Patrol Union indeed.

I am in the process of finding a perfect frame for it and it will be hanging with pride in the CPU Head office here in Canada.   Thank you Cindy & Kirby for creating this wonderful work of photo art and for bringing so many smiles to people everywhere with your whimsical talent!

Raising money for Animal Rescue - "Operation 300"

In just a few weeks I (the Secretary of the CPU) will be attending Blogpaws, a wonderful gathering of pet bloggers and enthusiasts.  I will be connecting with fellow bloggers interested in the well-being of pets everywhere. So excited!

There is a vision for the Cat Patrol Union which I know will be further developed at the conference, as I learn tips and tricks on how to reach out to pet lovers everywhere.  My hope is that the CPU will work to raise funds for animals rescue - both cats and dogs.

The plan (which I call "Operation 300") is that once we have reached a membership of 300, there will be advertisement space for sale on the site with ALL proceeds going to aid in animals rescue.   I figure 300 is an attractive number for advertisers.  Of course the sky is the limit when it comes to the number of possible CPU members.   How many dogs are there out there?

So be sure to tell your pals about the Cat Patrol Union.  Membership is FREE and for those living in the USA and CANADA, you can purchase a Membership Pack for only $5.  (Comes with ID tag!)   Not only does the CPU have a purpose of watching out for felines (who ARE our friends) but also has the potential to raise moola for animal rescue. Now that's a "good thing", as Martha says.  Hey - I wonder if her dog will become a member?

 

 

Welcome Callie.... The "Watch Cat" for the CPU

I'd like to welcome Callie, our official "Watch Cat" for the Cat Patrol Union.  She is so regal looking - and obviously qualified for her important role.

As written in the CPU Bylaws (to be posted soon), the union is required to have a designated cat in the world to ensure dogs are staying within the guidelines when it comes to Cat Patrol. 

Callie is a perfect candidate for the job as she lives with two CPU members, Thurmie and Brian.   Welcome Callie!

 

Rosetta Bone - Many ways to say cat

Given there are so many languages in the world, there are so many ways to say cat.  Even if international travel is not on your immediate agenda, it's a good idea to become familiar with at least a few.   I found these using the handy Yahoo Babel Fish translator tool. 

• Chat    (French)
• Katze    (German)
• Gato    (Spanish)
• Gatto    (Italian)
• Kot    (Russian)
• Kat    (Dutch)

When humans want to learn a new language, they often turn to RosettaStone.  There really should be the equivelant for dogs......RosettaBone!    Good luck with your studies everyone.   Soon we'll be introducing the Head of the CPU, Oscar Taron (aka Sir Fetch-a-lot) along with the offical "Watch Cat" who will be monitoring the CPU from the Cat Community.  To be sure we abide by our ethical guidelines, but of course.

Everyone is a Hero in the CPU

Being a part of the Cat Patrol Union means being part of something special.  Not only are you doing your civil duty of watching over the cat population, you are making your canine community proud.   We commend you all.  And remember - there is no ill will against cats.  You're just keeping an eye on them for your fellow dog pals.

Cats 101 - Knowing the Basics

One of the first steps you can make as a Cat Patrol Union member is brushing up on your cat knowledge.  It's important to be familiar with some key areas when it comes to understanding felines.  Some of the topics you should review are:

• Cat Breeds
• Cat Names
• Cat Games
• Cat Health

One of the best sites for everything "cat" is I-Love-Cats.com They don't seem to have IPS tracking software so dogs can freely access the site without worry.

NOTE: If they do end up tracking you down, be sure to have a disguise handy.  (Watch for cat patrolling disguise techniques in the near future)

Cat Patrol Union Clause (Claws) on Living with Cats

 

I imagine many of you out there are having mixed feelings about joining the Cat Patrol Union.  I'm specifically referring to those who reside with feline family members. On one paw, you want to celebrate this momentus occasion and on the other, you certainly do not want to alienate your cat companions.

Please let me assure you that these reservations are totally normal.  The truth is that you CAN become a member of the CPU, Local 555, while living amongst cats.  In fact, you qualify as a CPU undercover agent, being able to monitor the actions and behaviors of your feline room-mates at close range.  We need members like you to manage the front-lines.   We welcome members who share their four walls with the feline population - and we look forward to giving you the resources and guidance to carry out your union duties.

 

 

 

CPU Tags are on their way!

Just finished ordering my first batch of Cat Patrol Union ID tags from Overnight Pet Tags.   Because it's a bulk order, it will take a couple of weeks to reach me but once I have them, I'll be sending them out to CPU members everywhere in North America.  Along with their Official membership card and fridge magnet!

The membership sign-up form will be up shortly too!   We'll want to know who the CPU Members are in our community.   Thanks for checking out the Cat Patrol Union!