Several union members are wondering why a Squirrel Patrol Union doesn't exist, considering many of us are on Squirrel Patrol just as much as Cat Patrol. (some say even moreso) So we're pleased to announce a section within the CPU that will help members develop and maintain their Patrolling for Squirrels skills.
There are several resources at your paw-tips to help you better understand this mysterious and elusive creature. Here are just a few:
- How to Make Friends with a Squirrel by e-How
- Squirrel Facts from the Compassionate Action Institute
- Everything Squirrel from the National Geographic Society
Sadly this is the time of year when your family may attempt to dress you in a squirrel costume. Don't be embarassed. Embrace it. Think of it as an opportunity to tap into your "inner squirrel", giving you a psychological edge with your patrolling duties.
And for Christmas, be sure to ask for a Hide-A-Squirrel from the wonderful Kyjen company. This is an excellent training tool to keep you sharp on your squirrel patrolling game.



